Author: jonathanfehr
Birthdays.
TXT: Good morning!! Happy Birthday!! It’s disgusting outside!! I love you!!
Smelling.
“Wow, I thought my pee smelled funny, but it was this.”
Recession.
“Getting sushi in a recession is just a bad idea.”
Health.
“You think my nipple will just scab over and fall off?”
Top Off.
“You’re not gonna top me off?
Fine, I’ll do it myself. I can still walk.”
Strength.
“I feel like I could “Hulk” it out of this shirt.”
Legality.
“If it’s not illegal, I’ll fuckin’ do it.”
Spoilers Ahead.
“But I gotta reserve the “F” word for special occasions.”
Teeth
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